From http://www.examiner.com/article/islamic-report-sharia-science-proves-dogs-can-t-be-kept-as-pets
Putting aside the Islamic scientific proof that the earth is flat, or that Mecca is the center of the universe, the Islamo-centric information and cultural news portal Islam Online (of Doha, Qatar) has reported on Dec. 21, 2013, that Islamic Sharia Law proves scientifically that humans should never keep dogs as pets. Of the millions of websites on the internet, Islam Online ranks as one of the more widely read information hubs available world-wide.
Their wildly popular Ask the Scholar section tackles the age old question if it's permissible for Muslims to own dogs as pets.
The proof of science supporting Islamic Sharia Law is paragraph after paragraph warning humans not to allow domesticated dogs to lick plates and kitchen utensils "clean" and then for the humans to use them at meals sans a run through the dishwasher...
Okay to lick first, then?
Lots of icky detail follows about tapeworms, and Qaradawi's unsourced assertion that inflammation from tapeworms in the North Atlantic nation of Iceland "has reached the rate of 43 percent."
If you can't trust Dr. Gerard Finstimer, who can you trust? Because science!