This is how my day went. Took Edgar the mini-schnauzer in to be groomed. Had a pleasant chat with Germaine, groomer extraordinaire. Agreed to return at noon. Came back home, did some tidying up (well, okay -- I did move some papers around but got distracted by an Archie McPhee catalog -- go see, you won't regret it http://www.mcphee.com/). Left for town again, realizing as I pulled onto the freeway that I'd forgotten to put the dang trash out for pickup. Had another pleasant chat with Germaine anyhow and collected Edgar, fragrant with lovely brushed whiskers so full he resembles a tiny, hairy Sam Clemens.
Stopped at Mexican restaurant for lunch. In one smooth, coordinated move, managed to lock Edgar AND MY KEYS in the car. Motioned to Edgar to Wait, Wait -- as if he could do anything else. Called Triple A, which sent a tow truck with a nice young man inside. Nice Young Man used a speculum and a piece of chimney flashing (well, that's what they looked like) and popped open the car. He complimented Edgar's calmness. I felt absurdly proud, as if having a dog that didn't hurl himself at the window and snarl at a tow truck driver somehow canceled out my boneheaded move with the keys.
Hopped in car with Edgar, headed for home. Edgar greeted me with delirious joy as if I'd been to Panama and back. There's nothing like a dog, eh? Halfway between home and gas station, ran out of gas. I usually can go all the way home and back to the closest gas station after it hits E -- in fact, it goes quite a way PAST it usually, I can attest. It was pouring; rain in the Pacific Northwest is not newsworthy, except that today's rain follows several clear sunny days during which I did not have to walk anywhere.
Six of one, half dozen of another in terms of distance to be covered. Began walking toward gas station with shivering Edgar on a leash I improvised from two bungee cords. I come from good pioneer stock and sometimes it shows. Then, after a quarter of a mile or so, decided it made more sense to go home and get my own gas can or wait for George at my own house, where it would be WARM and DRY.
I headed back to the car with cold rain dripping off the end of my nose, and there was a Sheriff car with a very nice girl inside, uniformed and official, worried that where I'd left the truck was a bad place, being on a curve and all. She had me and Edgar all loaded up to give us a ride home when we decided to just PUSH my little Sonoma truck to the gas station. What a concept! Edgar DID NOT want to leave the warm and dry sheriff's car but I made him do it, heartless as I am. He grumbled and shivered and looked as pathetic as possible. What a wonderful little Sheriff girl; she rocks, truly. She worked for three years as an animal control officer and I had the opportunity to tell her I think those people deserve some sort of award for being on the front lines of animal welfare.
Anyhow, I got home after putting gas in the truck (and yes, I put in more than my usual ten dollars worth this time) breathing a sigh of relief -- only to find my niece Angela, who with her husband Jeromy is a tenant in our little guest house, shivering in the rain with raindrops running off HER nose (sort of a family trait today). First, she had locked herself out, and second, there is a broken pipe gushing water all over their tiny back entry where the washer/dryer is. They have been gone for a few days and probably a pipe froze and broke. I have Angela in here by the fire now, and a guy coming to try to fix the plumbing. Ka-ching, ka-ching.
But -- today is definitely NOT a good day. What's that Judith Viorst book -- "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible No-Good Day"? It's been like that.
And does Mr. Puss care? Absolutely not. He caught a rodent this morning and he needs his rest.