Must Have Been One Heck of a Party

Lazy Saturday morning.  Neighbor Sue calls:  "Your little brown calf has a chair on his head".

Huh?  At first I thought she'd said my little brown cat had a chair on its head and I don't have a little brown cat.  So I stood there holding the phone trying to figure out what the heck she was talking about --  

Sure enough, Isaac Hays, the little punk, was lounging in the pasture with a lawn chair affixed to his head.  He appeared calm.  I called Marcella in case he got scared and we would have to rodeo him up to the barn and some confined place.  But no. He looked at us as if to say, "What?  What?"  The dogs were barking at the top of their lungs, making fun of him.  "Isaac," I said, "You look like a dork, dude."  He tried to carry it off as if he'd meant to do it, as if a lawn chair headdress is the dernier cri of bovine summer fashion.

He was keenly interested in the pan of grain we'd brought so I was able to twist the chair off with no trouble.and give him a good ear rub, checking to make sure there were no owies from where the chair had split.  "As you were," I said to the herd.  I closed the gate and turned to see the four of them, enjoying the sunshine, munching grass on this gorgeous lazy sunny Saturday in June.

Who knows what wild revels occur in the north pasture during soft midsummer nights?  Cows have secrets -- and they aren't telling.

 

Comments

[Tiana Cooper]

Aww they are soo big and beautiful! They are really looking good Cath. Thanks for loving my little man Mickers. :)

[Nike Dunk High Heel]

I am so sorry, Isaac, but dude, this made me laugh so hard I cried. Don't do that again, little guy!

[Basketball Sneakers]

That is just so amazing. I can't believe he could even do that. Gotta admit, funny.

[Claudia]

That is just so amazing. I can't believe he could even do that. Gotta admit, funny.

[Lorette]

I am so sorry, Isaac, but dude, this made me laugh so hard I cried. Don't do that again, little guy!